Friday 23 May 2014
Sunday 18 May 2014
Monday 12 May 2014
Maestro Dekula Vumbi Releasing party CD Shujaa Mamadou Ndala Date: 23-24/05/2014
Releasing party CD
Shujaa Mamadou Ndala
Date: 23-24/05/2014
Place: Lilla Wien"Little Nairobi"
Time: 21.00-01.00
Swedenborgsgatan 20
You can buy it
from 22/05/2014
Saturday 10 May 2014
Kali ya week-end.Enjoy the Day
Jk-"Aaah we bana hujui kitu bana jibu ni Tonny Blair"
Mkulima"aah si unajua mkuu huyu toto tundu Lissu kadai ni yeye bana"
Ngoja ntaunda kamati kuchunguza madai yake"
HII KALI DUH!
President Kikwete was exchanging a
Word with the Queen of
England.......
"Your Majesty, how do you run
such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give
me?"
"Well," said the Queen
"The most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent
people."
Kikwete frowned, and then asked,
"But how do I know if the people
around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of
champagne.
"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle,
watch"
The Queen pushed a button on her
intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room
and said,
"Yes, your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please Tony.
Your mother and father have a
child.
It is not your brother and it is not
your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment,
Tony Blair answered…
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.
Kikwete went back home to ask his
Excellency Pinda the same
question.
"Pinda, answer this for me."
"Your mother and your father have
a child.
It's not your brother and it's not
your sister.
Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Pinda.
"Let me get back to you on that
one."
He went to his advisors and asked
everyone, but none could give him
an answer.
Frustrated, Pinda went to work-out in a
parliamentary gym and saw Tindu Lissu
there.
Pinda went up to him and asked,
"Hey Lissu, see if you can answer
this question."
"Shoot Pinda."
“Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or
your sister.
Who is it?"
Tindu Lissu answered,
"That's easy, it's me!"
Pinda smiled, and said, "Good
answer Lissu!"
Pinda then, went back to speak
with President Kikwete.
"Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle."
"It's Tindu Lissu!"
Kikwete got up, stomped over to
Pinda, and angrily yelled into his
face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!
Word with the Queen of
England.......
"Your Majesty, how do you run
such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give
me?"
"Well," said the Queen
"The most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent
people."
Kikwete frowned, and then asked,
"But how do I know if the people
around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of
champagne.
"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle,
watch"
The Queen pushed a button on her
intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room
and said,
"Yes, your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please Tony.
Your mother and father have a
child.
It is not your brother and it is not
your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment,
Tony Blair answered…
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.
Kikwete went back home to ask his
Excellency Pinda the same
question.
"Pinda, answer this for me."
"Your mother and your father have
a child.
It's not your brother and it's not
your sister.
Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Pinda.
"Let me get back to you on that
one."
He went to his advisors and asked
everyone, but none could give him
an answer.
Frustrated, Pinda went to work-out in a
parliamentary gym and saw Tindu Lissu
there.
Pinda went up to him and asked,
"Hey Lissu, see if you can answer
this question."
"Shoot Pinda."
“Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or
your sister.
Who is it?"
Tindu Lissu answered,
"That's easy, it's me!"
Pinda smiled, and said, "Good
answer Lissu!"
Pinda then, went back to speak
with President Kikwete.
"Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle."
"It's Tindu Lissu!"
Kikwete got up, stomped over to
Pinda, and angrily yelled into his
face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!
SOURCE.JF
Friday 2 May 2014
ZILIZOPENDWA WEEK-END "ISSA JAPANESE-A.K.A. BIBLIA"
Issa Japanesse"BIBLIA"
maneno anaelezwa isaa kwamba kwanini anakua mpakazaji wakati anaelewa kwamba jina lake ni takatifu
Biblia "Issa japan" yy kila siku ni kula starehe tu hakumbuki kusoma mistari ya biblia
lini Issa utamkumbuka muumba wako?
kuna kaukweli hapo.
tatizo mbele huko ya video wanenguaji wanamwaga mauno balaa sasa unashindwa ufwate lipi.mashairi ama mauno.