Saturday, 10 May 2014

Kali ya week-end.Enjoy the Day

Jk-"Aaah we bana hujui kitu bana jibu ni Tonny Blair"
Mkulima"aah si unajua mkuu huyu toto tundu Lissu kadai ni yeye bana"
Ngoja ntaunda kamati kuchunguza madai yake"

President Kikwete was exchanging a
Word with the Queen of
"Your Majesty, how do you run
such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give
"Well," said the Queen
"The most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent
Kikwete frowned, and then asked,
"But how do I know if the people
around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of
"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle,
The Queen pushed a button on her
"Please send Tony Blair in here,
would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room
and said,
"Yes, your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please Tony.
Your mother and father have a
It is not your brother and it is not
your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment,
Tony Blair answered…
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.
Kikwete went back home to ask his
Excellency Pinda the same
"Pinda, answer this for me."
"Your mother and your father have
a child.
It's not your brother and it's not
your sister.
Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Pinda.
"Let me get back to you on that
He went to his advisors and asked
everyone, but none could give him
an answer.
Frustrated, Pinda went to work-out in a
parliamentary gym and saw Tindu Lissu
Pinda went up to him and asked,
"Hey Lissu, see if you can answer
this question."
"Shoot Pinda."
“Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or
your sister.
Who is it?"
Tindu Lissu answered,
"That's easy, it's me!"
Pinda smiled, and said, "Good
answer Lissu!"
Pinda then, went back to speak
with President Kikwete.
"Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle."
"It's Tindu Lissu!"
Kikwete got up, stomped over to
Pinda, and angrily yelled into his
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!


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